Do chicks still dig funky moves and sweet afros?

I have this girlfriend right, well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.


We have arranged to meet up, how can I woo her? I'm pretty new on the dating scene.


I figured I would buy her some flowers and maybe a voucher for a glamour photoshoot? girls like that kind of thing right?

Do chicks still dig funky moves and sweet afros?
its easy


just give her your tots...gosh
Reply:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKKgNC5E...
Reply:you betcha, and a gift certificate from victoria's secret...and wear your leopard skin thong the first time you meet her in person.
Reply:I always bring them a USB port storage device... they love that... *snort*
Reply:LOL WOW U CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!! ummm I personally don't dig the fros but funky dance moves are good!!!!!!!

Well part two of previous question lets see have arranged private lunch at work for her &flowers?

all kinds of different things but yet no drive / but acts jelous/ but wont talk either

Well part two of previous question lets see have arranged private lunch at work for her %26amp;flowers?
Talk to her, right her a letter, sometimes the drive just isn't there or maybe she's depressed? After awhile things start to get kind boring, so trying something new might help. Is she on any meds. that can sometimes affect drive. Most important thing is foreplay!!!!!!!!

skates

Your house is on fire and you run out of the house in your underwear. When you get to the sidewalk you...?????

Secretly hope that cute neighbor sees you.


Notice that your cute neighbor sees you, and start dancing for him/her.


Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your research notes about the dangers of housefires.


Start ranting about the lack of fire sprinklers in residential buildings.


Calm down, talk to a flower, and whistle country music.


Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your computers.


Call your mother to tell her.


Wonder if there is a chatroom for victims of housefires.


Blame yourself for the fire.


Sigh, hug your pets, and yell for a neighbor to call the fire department.


Decide to write a haiku about the experience.


Call your agent and arrange for a photo op.


Call the local media.


Take issue with the type of firehose the firemen are using.


Decide to write a non-fiction book about victims of housefires.


Others.....say it

Your house is on fire and you run out of the house in your underwear. When you get to the sidewalk you...?????
I don't wear underwear, guess I'd hope the neighbor had some hanging on the clothes line!
Reply:oh god i am so stupid...all the time a was reading it i thought it said HORSE instead of HOUSE!!
Reply:get dressed, of course!
Reply:id run inside and grab my bag of marshmellow (i have PLENTY of them stashed all around the house)





and i would grab a stick, sit by the sidewalk, and make the most of the moment, because NOTHING you do can help you now...


Oh and maybe id ask that cutie froom next door to join me!
Reply:see the cute neighbor and decide to be heroic...you run inside to save the desperate souls trapped inside....when you realise there was no-one....
Reply:Fall over from exhaustion. I live in the country. The closest side walk is 15 miles away.
Reply:Be grateful that my family is OK and say to myself..


Well, I am looking for a new house anyway, so now I can use my insurance money to help pay for my new house and don't have to worry about finding a buyer for mine. Then smack myself in the forehead becuase it was all a dream, cause I am never going to get out of here. LOL.
Reply:Start screaming, yelling and jumping till you have a heart


attack and drop dead as the local firemen won't be there


to dose the fire till you're dead.
Reply:KEEP RUNNING SCREAMING I'M ON FIRE
Reply:call for help and wait for the firemen to come and ask my neighbor for something to cover up in
Reply:call for help... who cares you're just wearing an underwear, what's with that?
Reply:I would worry about if my kids were out 1st off


2nd grab a phone on my way out so I could call mom and tell her


3rd I would careless what I was wearing I live out in the middle of nowhere's. Nobody would see me but the fire dept. and they would give me a blanket.


I would just try to forget about it afterwards. But talk about it all the time to family and friends.
Reply:Put out the fire myself because I can.


And public servants generally move in slow motion.


I'd like to save more than the foundation.
Reply:take off the underwear due to heat being so hot.
Reply:Try to stop anyone from preventing the house from burning down
Reply:Get my pets out, and try to get some clothes in the way out
Reply:I have never had a day that bad, and I hope I never will
Reply:What is your question?
Reply:Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your computers.
Reply:Smack myself on the forehead, run back in and start saving my computers. And anythin else that i can really. I´d save my Cat first though.
Reply:start laughing at yourself.
Reply:I would run around screaming in my underwear. then I would go and take a big s hit on my neighbors porch. Actually all of my neighbors porches.
Reply:Turn to our lord and meditate on the sidewalk naked


and hope the neibor sees your winker
Reply:If it's your good underwear....pose.flaunt and flirt. If it's your tatty stuff....hide in a bush
Reply:Start dancing for the neighbors. (Maybe you'll make some money.)

I want to buy flowers online do you know.........?

A good place that I can get a cheap package deal for already put together arrangements I have a few places I can get bulk flowers but I want them to be arranged already.





THANKS

I want to buy flowers online do you know.........?
Have a look at costco.com.


http://www.costco.com/Common/Category.as...
Reply:I'm getting my flowers from Proflowers weddings. We're eloping on July 10th so it was really important to find an online vendor that could ship our flowers to our destination on short notice.


They have a lot of different packages. The only downside is that they don't sell things a la carte. All I really needed was a bouquet. Their prices are very reasonable and their packages are great!


http://weddings.proflowers.com/?pagespli...
Reply:I don't know of any fresh flower sources that have prearranged flowers, but I did find this site with silk flowers: http://www.weddingsandflowers.com/.





Also, check Ebay for silk flower decorations.





Congrats and good luck!
Reply:http://www.growersbox.com/catalog/wholes...

My 1st year anniversary?

So far heres what I have planned....





We will go to a nice, fancy restaurant for dinner all dressed up(obviously, I will pay for it all). While we are at dinner, her brother will set up things I have bought for her room for a suprise(she has no idea). There will be scented candles places around the room, rose petals thrown all over the bed and room, a CD playing meaningful music to us and special songs, and massage oil which I will use to give her the massage of her life. While eating a wonderful dinner, a waiter will bring some meaningful flowers I have arranged to be delivered by suprise. We will come home to see her will decorated room where I will look into her eyes and read a meaningful card I have written for her, telling her how much I love her with many different personal things I have written inside of it. While the music plays, I will ask her to close her eyes, as I place a beautiful ring on her finger and kiss her than tell her to open her eyes. It becomes more intimate...

My 1st year anniversary?
Aww. That's sweet. My one year's in two months : )
Reply:Here's something creative that will be appreciated and you will have fun doing:





Make up a crossword puzzle and have all the hints be personal inside moments and jokes that only you two would know about. Put it on a poster board and add some clipart and some pictures to it!





The crossword puzzle could be time consuming and a bit frustrating ... you could do the same idea with a WORDSEARCH or WORDFIND puzzle.





Put your computer skills to work! Use Excel, get clipart from Yahoo Images Search, copy them, and reformat them, use a gluestick to put on posterboard.





Use graph paper, and pictures from magazines if you are not as good on the computer, and it will give it a homemade feeling.
Reply:wow thats so nice i think i will have my husband read this hes not romantic at all maybe he can take some hints from you.
Reply:That is sweet you are right on track

(another one of these) Will you read/criticize my college application essay?

I'm applying to Oberlin, Smith, Dickinson, Bryn Mawr, Occidental, and Grinnell, and my essay needs work. Will you proofread it for me?





email me at naybubs3@yahoo.com





Here's the first bit of it (arg. embarrassing)





I had waited impatiently for nearly an hour while the thick, warm aroma saturated the air. Finally it was done. The heat from the oven escaped, and I was able to retrieve the hot crumpled aluminum. I heard the faint sizzling inside and unwrapped the package carefully, barely touching it, my fingertips jumping away so as not to get burned. The cloves of garlic, arranged like a flower, were perfect: brown in places, and glistening yellow with olive oil. I pulled out a soft, mushy clove with a fork, and mashed it onto a piece of a baguette. It was sweet, mellow, rich, and satisfying. I became absorbed in the food, and had finished savoring the entire clove within a few minutes. It was worth the wait.


I have always been happy in the kitchen.

(another one of these) Will you read/criticize my college application essay?
I am a philosophy major, and believe me when I say I write alot of papers, and notice how much "I" am using I. Try to write an interesting paper that is not littered with "I's" email me at perfectworlddistorted@yahoo.com with anything you want me to proofread.





Philo = love of


Sophia = wisdom





PHILOSOPHIA = love of wisdom
Reply:A hair bit too many drescriptions but I would only omit two or three adjectives. but other than that, beautiful. I was completely encaptured in it. Keep Writing! We need more of you great writers!
Reply:First what's the topic? you give great description but you have some minor grammatical errors that need fixing. you shouldn't be embarrassed by your writing at all. would love to see more.





future english teacher here
Reply:EXCELLENT intro it gets reader attentition as to what is you are talking about. Good details,-%26gt;glistening yellow with olive oil.... cupcake364@hotmail.com
Reply:Are you writing a story or a college level essay? What is the topic supposed to be? For an essay, your last sentence should be your first.
Reply:That reads pretty good, wish there was more.
Reply:I had waited impatiently for nearly an hour while the thick, warm aroma saturated the air. Finally %26lt;use a comma after introductory elements, transitional expressions, and independent comments-items that come before the subject and verb of the main clause. %26gt;[Finally] %26gt; %26lt;%26lt;Add a comma here%26lt;%26lt; it [it] Avoid vague pronoun references. Pronouns should refer to one specific element in the sentence (the antecedent) and not be confused with another element—was done. The heat from the oven escaped, and I was able to retrieve the hot crumpled aluminum. I heard the faint sizzling inside and unwrapped the package carefully, barely touching it, my fingertips jumping [Check your facts/logic here; from this reader’s limited knowledge, this seems unbelievable. Aim for clarity and exact simplicity.] away so as not to get [get] eliminate forms of get in academic writing--strive for conciseness burned%26lt;vague, missing/wrong word[s], or awkward phrasing—please read the sentence aloud and rewrite for greater clarity. . The cloves of garlic, arranged like %26lt;%26lt;[like]--is a preposition, so it cannot introduce a full clause. Instead, use [that], [as], [as if], or [, such as]. --Make certain that the words are precise in meaning a flower, were perfect: brown in places, %26lt;Remove the comma%26lt;here, what precedes the comma is not a series of three or more AND what follows the conjunction is not a complete sentence [subject and verb]. Use a comma before a conjunction in a series of three or more items or when a conjunction separates two independent clauses. and glistening yellow with olive oil. I pulled out a soft, mushy clove with a fork, %26lt;%26lt;Eliminate commas where they are not specifically required. and mashed it onto a piece of a baguette. It [It%26lt;%26lt;Avoid vague pronoun references that cause the reader/grader to backtrack for understanding--add the actual subject for clarity%26lt;] was sweet, mellow, rich, and satisfying. I became absorbed %26lt;%26lt;[Check usage of this word or phrase. Did you use it correctly, or is there another formal word or phrase that you can use instead? in the food, %26lt;%26lt;Eliminate commas where they are not specifically required. and had finished savoring the entire clove within a few minutes. It [It%26lt;%26lt;Avoid vague pronoun references that cause the reader/grader to backtrack for understanding--add the actual subject for clarity%26lt;] was worth the wait.


I have always been happy in the kitchen. Beware of overly long or overly short paragraphs. An effective paragraph develops one central idea.
Reply:It was lovely! Flawless!

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Can someone read part of my story (in the question) and tell me what you think?

I am 13 and I plan to be either a journalist or a musician. Please be honest!





Brenda took in a long breath of fresh air from the balcony at the top of her house. She turned around and walked slowly into the bedroom she was given to change into. She sighed. This was supposed to be the day that would be the happiest day of her life. It was her wedding day. She wanted to walk down the flower filled aisle, staring at the man she loved. This was not her magical day; it was her worst nightmare. She walked over to the life size mirror and stared at herself.


"Wed to the man I hate on my arranged marriage." She told herself. She was born into a family that were slaves to the snobbiest people in all of California. The Duncans. She was arranged to marry the Duncans son, Aaron. He was the most stuck-up little brat she knew. Yet, she had her whole life ahead of her. All of it was crushed. She was doomed to a false marriage.


Tell me what you think of it! I have other stories too! Thanks! :D

Can someone read part of my story (in the question) and tell me what you think?
I really like it. You capture my attention and made me picture the scene. Keep writing. I hope I can see more of your story.
Reply:you need to elaborate and describe in a more descreet way. Everything you say is straight up. oh, she was born into the slave family for the duncans... no one knows who the duncans are; why does she have to marry him. what does the bathroom; the weddinghall, herself, her husband look like.





sorry, i sound so mean; but DESCRIBE!!!





~gabrielle
Reply:It's not so bad. you did a pretty good job at grabbing my attention and keeping it. Work on your sentences though. You have too many that begin with 'She-' and it makes the whole thing a bit blocky. Try to be more creative with your sentence structure, something as simple as saying 'As she stared into the mirror at her reflection, she murmured quietly to herself..." is enough to make the whole paragraph flow better.





And since this is only a little excerpt into your story it's okay that we don't know who the Duncans are or anything, these are only two paragraphs...
Reply:First of all, the balcony at the top of her house. Where else would a balcony be but on the top floor? Seems redundant.





Flower-filled has a hypen.





Awkward quote, needs rewording. "Wed to the man I hate on my arranged marriage." (seems like it should be a question)





Snobby, stuck-up, brat, getting redundant again
Reply:really good!!!


keep writing!
Reply:I like it. I do think you have talent, because as I read I began to invision the whole thing. The only thing I would change is the word "snobbiest" and the expression "stuck up brat". The story sounds like a "classic", but those expressions don't fit into the story. Excellent.
Reply:too many "she did this, she did that" %26lt;%26lt; that makes it boring.





If you're gutsy enough and plan to finish works, fictionpress.com is great for getting good feedback... but don't put up anything you want to publish.
Reply:I like it although you'll need to work on grammar and style a bit more. Still, it's really good! I really want to keep reading this story and any others you might have.


good job and good luck!
Reply:For your age, it's a very good start. There are a few grammatical and phrasing errors, but you do inspire interest in the rest of the story. Don't forget to establish the "when" (slaves in California) more clearly. Also, as an example, "room she was given to change into" is a bit clumsy. How about "room given to her in which to change". A question does come to mind - if it's her house, why did she have to be "given" a room?





It you want to discuss this more, you can reach me at daddytojen@aol.com
Reply:You tend to ramble,but,with more practice you will get better.
Reply:i like it...although it seems sad...