Your house is on fire and you run out of the house in your underwear. When you get to the sidewalk you...?????

Secretly hope that cute neighbor sees you.


Notice that your cute neighbor sees you, and start dancing for him/her.


Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your research notes about the dangers of housefires.


Start ranting about the lack of fire sprinklers in residential buildings.


Calm down, talk to a flower, and whistle country music.


Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your computers.


Call your mother to tell her.


Wonder if there is a chatroom for victims of housefires.


Blame yourself for the fire.


Sigh, hug your pets, and yell for a neighbor to call the fire department.


Decide to write a haiku about the experience.


Call your agent and arrange for a photo op.


Call the local media.


Take issue with the type of firehose the firemen are using.


Decide to write a non-fiction book about victims of housefires.


Others.....say it

Your house is on fire and you run out of the house in your underwear. When you get to the sidewalk you...?????
I don't wear underwear, guess I'd hope the neighbor had some hanging on the clothes line!
Reply:oh god i am so stupid...all the time a was reading it i thought it said HORSE instead of HOUSE!!
Reply:get dressed, of course!
Reply:id run inside and grab my bag of marshmellow (i have PLENTY of them stashed all around the house)





and i would grab a stick, sit by the sidewalk, and make the most of the moment, because NOTHING you do can help you now...


Oh and maybe id ask that cutie froom next door to join me!
Reply:see the cute neighbor and decide to be heroic...you run inside to save the desperate souls trapped inside....when you realise there was no-one....
Reply:Fall over from exhaustion. I live in the country. The closest side walk is 15 miles away.
Reply:Be grateful that my family is OK and say to myself..


Well, I am looking for a new house anyway, so now I can use my insurance money to help pay for my new house and don't have to worry about finding a buyer for mine. Then smack myself in the forehead becuase it was all a dream, cause I am never going to get out of here. LOL.
Reply:Start screaming, yelling and jumping till you have a heart


attack and drop dead as the local firemen won't be there


to dose the fire till you're dead.
Reply:KEEP RUNNING SCREAMING I'M ON FIRE
Reply:call for help and wait for the firemen to come and ask my neighbor for something to cover up in
Reply:call for help... who cares you're just wearing an underwear, what's with that?
Reply:I would worry about if my kids were out 1st off


2nd grab a phone on my way out so I could call mom and tell her


3rd I would careless what I was wearing I live out in the middle of nowhere's. Nobody would see me but the fire dept. and they would give me a blanket.


I would just try to forget about it afterwards. But talk about it all the time to family and friends.
Reply:Put out the fire myself because I can.


And public servants generally move in slow motion.


I'd like to save more than the foundation.
Reply:take off the underwear due to heat being so hot.
Reply:Try to stop anyone from preventing the house from burning down
Reply:Get my pets out, and try to get some clothes in the way out
Reply:I have never had a day that bad, and I hope I never will
Reply:What is your question?
Reply:Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your computers.
Reply:Smack myself on the forehead, run back in and start saving my computers. And anythin else that i can really. I´d save my Cat first though.
Reply:start laughing at yourself.
Reply:I would run around screaming in my underwear. then I would go and take a big s hit on my neighbors porch. Actually all of my neighbors porches.
Reply:Turn to our lord and meditate on the sidewalk naked


and hope the neibor sees your winker
Reply:If it's your good underwear....pose.flaunt and flirt. If it's your tatty stuff....hide in a bush
Reply:Start dancing for the neighbors. (Maybe you'll make some money.)